My favorite questions I have been asked at work

• How do I apply to Lyon College?
• Do you guess have free printing? Cause that is a really big priority for me...
• Where do I go to pay for my daughter's camp fee? It's the Lyon College camp thingy
• How do I get to the admissions office?
• Aren't there only 28 days in April?
• Do you sign me up for my classes?
• Girl: When do I start classes? Me: Have you applied? Girl: Apply? I guess not.... 
• Can you get my high school transcript?
• Girl: Where's the gym? Me: Which one? Girl: I don't know, my dad is there do you know where he is? Me: Uhh.. No. I don't know who you are or your dad.
• Is there an AA group here?
• Uh what should I put for Race? I'm gonna put W becasue I'm white. Oh yea girl!
• What do I do to transfer to